Hello bros, my name is billy. I like cartoons, video games, and hoodies. I like to pretend I'm smarter then I am, and more innocent.
I like to talk to people , online anyway. I'm not very good at...anything really...
I love wearing novelties, or licensed things mostly pony or video game related.
At the moment I'm working as a deckhand in Mr.Obama's navy. It is a personal dream of mine to one day be worth a damn. Please feel free to talk to me. I have very little original content and a very small imagination but I love to listen.
That reminds me.
I also love passionate people I think they are some of the coolest and most beautiful people in the world. To talk to someone about something they love, or are interested in.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
So I tried to make polite conversation with our building's youngest tenant
Me: Hey, that's a Harry Potter shirt, right? You like Harry Potter?
Little girl: *hides behind her mom*
Mom: Go ahead, you can tell her.
Little girl: Yeeaaaaaah...
Me: That's cool! Who's your favorite character? Hermione?
Little girl: *shakes head*
Me: Ron? Harry?
Little girl: I LIKE LORD VOLDEMORT.
Me: Uh.
Little Girl: HE REPRESENTS CHAOS.
Me: That's...fun too.
If you ever get stranded in the desert just say “This couldn’t get any worse” because then it will start raining problem solved
in which I talk like that asshole kid from catcher in the rye…fuck that book
Gosh.. who would have thought joining the navy would completely ruin my internet presence….HA like I really had one. I am kinda sad that only like 1 friend from home texts me regularly. I suppose its selfish to complain, but I miss them and I hope they miss me…its selfish to say I know. I just don’t want to be forgotten.
Its my greatest fear, and that’s why I clamor for love and friendship. Cause I’m just so fucking afraid of being alone. Afraid of the future afraid of the present honestly I’m just glad the past is over with far to much of it was wasted. Perhaps I could be more productive in the future.
Just know I love and miss you all.
and please don’t forget about me. I’ll go through hell and back but as long as I have friends waiting on either end I know it wont be as bad.
At the end of the day all I really want is sunshine and rainbows.
What pisses me off the most about this is that this is confirmed legit. I held off sharing this until some diligent sleuth ripped a screenshot from their timeline without the censored names. My first reaction was PHOTOSHOP but nope. Ill just show this to the next person who says its wrong to treat rape accusations in court with the old “Innocent Until Proven Guilty” thing.
What the fuck man. Seriously. Shit like this makes me consider asexuality.
READING THIS HURT MY BRAIN
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(Source: diarrefpuckhookyplay-em-offs)
Two Sides of Tumblr
omg this took forever but i’m so glad to be done. i don’t even know what to say about this ok but click to enlarge
AND SUGAR WE’RE GOING DOWN SWINGING
I’LL YOUR BE YOUR NUMBER ONE WITH A BULLET
ALUDIGA CORNFLAKES COCKITEN BOOLA
i’m choking
Why I hate myself
Volume I
Pocket edition
font size 7
Introduction
to the first chapter
of the prologue
Opening line, “Let me tell you why you are awesome and I am not”
oh gosh
(Source: thiefqueenftw)